Let's play a game

How about, What's ticking off the Spaz today? Anyone want to hazard a guess? You do actually get 2, but the one where you say "Your stunning inability to photograph burgundy as anything other than pink?" doesn't count.
That's 12 inches of progress on DF's zippered Raglan, which translates into almost 2 full balls (30% ish) of progress. And, gotta love him, he still likes his sweater so far despite its imperfection.