He asked for help...
I'm not sure it's possible that men ever ask for help. But then a miracle occurred. My boyfriend asked me for help. Not only did he ask for help, but he asked for knitting help. Mind you, he has in the past teased me for becoming a shell of the interactive person I once was since taking up knitting. But now, all because of a pissing contest amongst men at work, he wants me to teach him to knit.
Now... does anyone have a pattern for a felted beer cozy? Who makes beer cozies?